conversationparade:

oh my fucking god you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

wearelosechesters:

there’s a grief that can’t be spoken

there’s a pain goes on and on

My dash is dead - a novel by me

tapdancinginthefirmament:

Please reblog this and I will follow if you post-

• Sherlock
• Doctor Who
• Supernatural
• Cabin Pressure
• Bandysnap Crumblebut
• Martin Freeman
• Andrew Scott
• David Tennant
• Matt Smith
• Hannibal
• The Hobbit
• LOTR
• Harry Potter
• fun.
• Any-of-the-above-fandoms fan art

samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

(Source: feltclffe)

myotpwillbethedeathofme:

leolionard:

h3rmitsunited:

holy-super-who-lock:

thetrickster:

…but how did ruby eat frenchfries that one time? french fries are salty

i have been wondering about this for months

The salt was table salt. Unlike rock salt, table salt has iodine in it for people who have problems with their thyroid. So, since that iodine was in there, it could pass through Ruby’s system without hurting her.

well shit. You smart.

wookiemistake:

ackles-mjolnir:

so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads

Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.

latenight-fireworks:

u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t:

dulect:

Members of The Pussycat Dolls

• Nicole Scherzinger
• ????????
• ?
• ?
• ??
• ?????

Members of Maroon 5

• Adam Levine
• ????????
• ?
• ?
• ??

Members of Paramore

• Hayley Williams
• ???
• ?????????
• ????
• ???

queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died